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Epcot Center for Sex Voyeurs

A while ago I discovered that Google now has a search engine for patents. On a whim I searched on "sex" and came up with this.

The following is an abstract of the invention:

Abstract

A method of sharing erotic experiences includes providing a building with a number of compartments, entertainment viewable from inside the compartments and surround sound music audible throughout the building, participants entering the building and go to the compartments, starting the entertainment at a proscribed time, and turning on the power from a central control booth at a proscribed time to a stimulation device for sexual pleasure found in each of the compartments. The facilities are such that sounds from the participants are transferred between the compartments, such that couples or individuals in one compartment can hear others in the building also experiencing intense sexual pleasure. The individual compartments may further contain a whirlpool tub with jets starting at a proscribed time. Importantly, security is provided to maintain order in the building, and regular cleaning and sanitizing of the compartments and stimulation device is provided.

The diagrams are embedded in PDF documents and can't be displayed here. But the facility looks like a geodesic dome populated with little gas chambers. Only here the chambers service the Pee Wee Hermans of the world who pay to walk in, get artificially stimulated, and listen to others in various stages of ecstasy.

I have a few patents, and one of the things you have to do is differentiate your proposed patent from "prior art" (i.e. stuff that has already been invented.) The citations for this include:

THEATER WITH SEPARATE VIEWING BOOTHS Jun 1972

4843788 Modular seclusion room Jul 4, 1989

5024398 Office module for passenger aircraft Jun 18, 1991

5163447 Force-sensitive, sound-playing condom Nov 17, 1992

5651219 Dynamic workspace module Jul 29, 1997

5928170 Audio-enhanced sexual vibrator Jul 27, 1999

6199552 Bed with suspended platform Mar 13, 2001

6368268 Device for interactive virtual control of sexual aids using digital computer networks Apr 9, 2002

Notice the timeline and how things evolve from the mundane to the degenerate.

"Progress is our most important product."

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